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Posted on August 2, 2016
I’m still alive kind of
Heeeeeey. I’ve had heaps of emails so I thought I should write this post. The emails are kind of “I’m not on Facebook or Twitter and you haven’t posted since the Tarzan post! ARE YOU DEAD? HAVE YOU… Read More
Posted on July 8, 2016
I saw Tarzan and this is my review after some wines
So I had wine and I am very tired and so I am a bit tipsy but I saw the Tarzan movie so I thought I’d give my honest review. Excuse typos because you know, wines. Ok so… Read More
Posted on June 20, 2016
It has been a day
My day started at 4am today because my three year old thinks his insides are coming out when he vomits and he caught that bug that is going around so I woke to vomiting and screaming and he was just… Read More
Posted on June 17, 2016
I got sent ashes
I have been sent many strange things over the past year. I’ve had many offers of strange things. People send me very strange emails. But getting a jar full of ashes is my weirdest thing. I received a… Read More
Posted on June 15, 2016
The world is big
My three year old talks about the world he will live in when he’s “Big”. Big people drive cars. Big people don’t go to school. Big people have jobs like being a garbage colepter or blowing up balloons… Read More
Posted on June 2, 2016
Put down the pitchfork
I wasn’t going to write about it. It seemed everyone else had written about it. I made a passing comment on Twitter and my mentions became unmentionable. Inevitably the suggestion that I don’t love my children popped up,… Read More
Posted on May 30, 2016
The Just Fucking Doing It Club
When I was pregnant with my first baby I would often ring my sister and bitch and whine about how tired I was and how hard everything was and how I hated being pregnant. I absolutely cringe about… Read More
Posted on May 19, 2016
The mother of assumptions
I can cope well enough with some of the ridiculous feedback I get on my posts. The people (let’s face it – the men) who send me their thesis Everything Wrong With Your Article That I Don’t Care About… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2016
Not so frequently asked questions – #1
I get a lot of emails. Like a lot. I don’t know why since I can be contacted on basically every form of social media imaginable. I guess it’s so people can ask me things in private? I… Read More
