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Posted on February 22, 2018
Buttplugs, ice skating, poker and tiny Matt Damon
I saw some movies. Here are my reviews 🤷🏻♀️ I, Tonya Margot Robbie is very good. Allison Janney is very good. I don’t know though – this left me feeling a bit cold and weird and I’ve not… Read More
Posted on January 22, 2018
I thought I would like a movie about a woman banging a lizard fish man more than I did
I saw lots of movies this month because I was given some vouchers and sent some tickets (thank you!) and so here are my reviews for the month! No spoilers. Unless it’s a spoiler to say that Sally… Read More
Posted on December 31, 2017
What I have learned in 2017
It has been an absolutely enormous year for everyone. For my little whānau – there have been mostly huge ups but a few shitty downs. I am writing this from my bed. We just returned from Taupō. I… Read More
Posted on December 27, 2017
Jumanji, The Greatest Showman and Ferdinand
So the weather has been effen terrible in Wellington after we had so many beautiful days in a row. Typical bloody Wellington. So I’ve been seeing heaps of movies. Here are my reviews. I’m writing this while the… Read More
Posted on November 20, 2017
A comprehensive review of Justice League
I feel like I have been waiting a million years for this movie. When my children are grown and have children of their own and they sit on my lap and say “Grandma? What was your happiest day?”… Read More
Posted on October 25, 2017
Dispatches from the lavender room of zen
My husband has gastro. It was quite the welcome back from Nelson. The Arts Festival was so dreamy – I felt like I was in another world. Then I needed to go back to literal Chunderville. Luckily my… Read More
Posted on October 9, 2017
An update!
I know I haven’t been around these traps for a while. So I thought I’d just give an update. I’m speaking at a bunch of events across the country over the next few months – you can find… Read More
Posted on June 18, 2017
Dispatches from a car seat wet with an unknown substance
We will get to the dispatches…but first… I’ve been trying to work out how to say thank you in a way that totally encapsulates the huge and actually quite overwhelming gratitude I feel for you all. When I… Read More
Posted on June 13, 2017
Wine Mum Night
So I’ve been thinking… Winter is bleak. My kids have been sick non-stop. I had the best night out recently (so great I wrote about the joy of Wine Mum Nights). And when I saw all the comments… Read More