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Posted on April 30, 2021
The Just Fucking Doing It Tour
Rebecca Keil and I are coming to your city! Tickets are on sale Wednesday 5 May at Midday HERE for all cities except Auckland and Invercargill. Buy Auckland tickets here. Invercargill tickets are here. There are no door… Read More
Posted on December 13, 2018
All the shitty takes in one go
Tired of the shit emails and DMs and comments I’m getting so here I’ll answer your crap in one go. Not all men are violent you’re being sexist If I came to you crying and said – my… Read More
Posted on November 19, 2018
The hustle
Nobody wants to talk about money. It’s horrible talking about money. But I feel like I should. I’m 33 and my family and I live week to week. This is quite normal in our circle of friends. I… Read More
Posted on September 20, 2018
Rants in the Dark: The Play is NEXT WEEK!
Rants in the Dark The Play is NEXT WEEK OMG OMG I have a double pass for you thanks to Circa Theatre and Good Times Company! You can come on Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night… Read More
Posted on February 8, 2016
Who will you be?
One of my favourite things to do is imagine who my boys will grow up to be. Will they be bogans? Or hippies? Will they stay up late reading by torchlight like I did? Or will they ignore… Read More
Posted on January 19, 2016
The night I was an unlocked car
TRIGGER WARNING: This post discusses sexual assault. *** I barely drink these days. With no sleep and breastfeeding around the clock it’s just not an option for me. I know few parents who drink heavily because really, who wants… Read More
Posted on January 17, 2016
We’re not competing
One thing I’ve tried to reject since the moment I became a parent three years ago, is the concept that I am in competition with any other mum or dad. This idea that there are perfect parents out… Read More
Posted on January 8, 2016
When time stands still
As I rocked (quite vigorously I must say) my baby to sleep and attempted again to get the dummy into his mouth I thought to myself “Ughh I can’t wait till he is older and we are through… Read More
Posted on December 27, 2015
This isn’t indulgent
My nanna was a smart woman. She raised seven children. And had 18 (or probably more – it’s hard to keep up) grandchildren. I adored her. She died before she could meet my children, which is heartbreaking in… Read More
