Category: Snark
Posted on May 11, 2016
Fear and Loathing in Pontypandy
Sam pushed the door shut against the torrential rain. He steadied himself against his kitchen bench and pulled a bottle of cheap whisky from a brown paper bag. He’d driven to the town next door to buy it – he couldn’t… Read More
Posted on February 19, 2016
One day your kids will grow up
I don’t know if anyone has explained to you how growing works but one day your baby is going to be an adult. I found this out from a shared poem on Facebook. I’m really glad I discovered… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2015
The In-My-Day Committee
Minutes of the The In-My-Day Committee 25 November, 2015 In attendance: Gladys who had seven children and didn’t breastfeed any of them and they turned out fine, John who thinks mothers these days have no decorum, Prudence whose… Read More
Posted on November 10, 2015
Apparently lists are popular these days
I was told that I should be writing lists because nobody these days reads anything long-form. Pffft. I just don’t believe that. But I thought I’d have a go of it anyway… Top 5 lies I’ve told my… Read More
Posted on November 2, 2015
How not to be a jerk
Breastfeeding my fat little ham a woman leans over and says “he looks far too big for you to still be breastfeeding!” Struggling to clip up my bra as he wiggles and jiggles I hear “How old is… Read More
Posted on September 14, 2015
The A to Z of sleep
A is for Anytime which is when I used to sleep B is for Bullshit which is what I think about the sleep advice I’m given to keep C is for Can you please stop giving me bullshit… Read More
Posted on July 28, 2015
How to get your baby to sleep
Getting your baby to sleep is really quite simple. Tired signs Some people say look for tired signs but actually you should look for signs that they might be about to do tired signs. Before there are tired… Read More
Posted on June 18, 2015
Not even close to perfect
I managed to get both kids to sleep at the same time today. It’s difficult to describe just how great I felt at this momentous achievement. I am guessing (obviously, I mean look at me) that it feels… Read More
Posted on March 31, 2015
Thomas the colonialist tank engine and Sodor the capitalist nightmare
I hate Thomas the Tank Engine. I hate it. I think Thomas is a naïve arrogant asshole who sacrifices other trains to further his career and suck up to the Fat Controller. Sodor is quite frankly a capitalist… Read More
