Category: She can’t even review movies properly it takes skill to be a movie reviewer not just anybody can be a movie reviewer gosh
Posted on July 18, 2018
A definitive review of Skyscraper
No spoilers. So I read the synopsis of Skyscraper and it began “Dwayne The Rock Johnson” so I didn’t read any further because I didn’t have to. Because it’s Dwayne The Rock Johnson. I know it’s going to be… Read More
Posted on June 2, 2018
A comprehensive review of Deadpool 2
So as you know (maybe) I’ve been sick so I meant to see this a fortnight ago but didn’t because I chose bed. So this is a very late review. But I figure nobody is making choices about… Read More
Posted on May 10, 2018
We need to talk about Tully
So, as I said on my Facebook page – I saw Tully the other night and I’ve had a lot of feelings about it. I found it really difficult to watch and as such it’s really difficult to… Read More
Posted on April 20, 2018
Worst movie ever?
PROBABLY. So, let me start at the beginning: Penthouse Cinema has a “girls night out” each month which involves bubbly and nibbles. And I usually go because they always have nice bubbles and I live nearby. It’s a… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2018
Reviews of Monster Family, Red Sparrow, Finding Your Feet, Love Simon, Blockers
I saw some movies. Here are my reviews of those movies. Monster Family I literally can’t even remember what this movie was about but Eddie liked it because he didn’t insist on leaving before it was finished. Red… Read More
Posted on January 22, 2018
I thought I would like a movie about a woman banging a lizard fish man more than I did
I saw lots of movies this month because I was given some vouchers and sent some tickets (thank you!) and so here are my reviews for the month! No spoilers. Unless it’s a spoiler to say that Sally… Read More
Posted on January 2, 2017
The things we said in the car on the way home from Assassin’s Creed
I went to Assassin’s Creed with my movie bestie Chris. Neither of us have seen the video game. The basic plot of the movie is that Michael Fassbender is a crim who killed a pimp and his mum… Read More
Posted on November 16, 2016
Confused sexual feelings about Ben Affleck
Like probably everyone I’ve been feeling very anxious since the quakes. As soon as I start to feel a tiny bit calm there’s an aftershock. I’m struggling – like a lot of people. I’m worried. I worry a… Read More
Posted on August 4, 2016
Suicide Squad review: I can’t believe I put on a bra for this
My great aunt used to say if you have nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all. But she never saw Suicide Squad. And for that I am thankful. I never thought I’d be grateful that an… Read More
Posted on August 1, 2016
Weiner review: The Movie About The Dickpic Guy
Weiner is an absolutely fascinating documentary. You should see it. There is so much I could say about it – but really, you should just see it. And then we can talk about it. It’s about “The Dickpic… Read More
